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Fancy a race ? 


Sure ! Let me just park my wheelchair up and do a warm up and i'll sprint your ass off !!!

Seriously why do you think it's funny to offer to race me because i'm in a chair ?!
Firstly I would win ..... no really I would !
Secondly you'd end up with very sore feet ... not from running so fast in order to beat me but because in order to beat you I would have to run your feet over ( and possibly the rest of you depending what sort of mood i'm in ;) ) so that I can leave you squirming on the floor like a squashed slug ( nice visual huh ? )

 My chair is a wheelchair not a rocket ( unfortunately ) So foul play WOULD be required AND used !!

So ..... meet you at the starting line ? 😋

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