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What Not To Say To A Wheely!                                                                

I'm possibly one of the most politically incorrect people you will meet.....
If you are easily offended .... or just offended.... Goodbye ! ;)
I don't think before I speak quite often but you will always know where you are with me I call a spade a spade but have zero patience when people say stupid things.... and since being in a wheelchair I appear to have become a magnet for stupid !!! 

This blog is here because I wanted to share that stupid . I am not selfish and there is plenty to go around !

Enjoy and welcome to the world of wheels !

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